Quote of the day

At a house party last night:

Thats a nice shirt you’re wearing.

Eh, I’m not sure if I like it..

Coming from someone with a bad comb-over, that’s kind of precious…

(Online) quote of the day

Response from a contributor on askaboutoney.com to a query from someone regarding mortgage payments;

“Many of us with a low-cost tracker can get a higher rate on deposit than we have to pay on our mortgage.”

Apt response from ‘Robin Banks’;

“What manner of genius sells their finished product for less than they buy their raw material.
I guess thats why taxpayers have to keep bailing out these highly paid idiots.

University degrees aplenty but couldn’t find their own arses with a map.”

Quote of the day..

You have the morals of an alley cat..